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      Got this from another forum…. Well tk note the comments aren’t from me


      If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have
      produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
      (Hardly seems worth it.)


      If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is
      produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. !
      (Now that’s more like it!)


      The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the
      body to squirt blood 30 feet.
      (O.M.G.!)


      A pig’s orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
      (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)


      A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves
      to death! .
      (Creepy)


      (I’m still not over the pig.)


      Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour
      (Don’t try this at home, maybe at work)


      The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached
      to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male’s head
      off.
      (“Honey, I’m home. What the….?!”)


      The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It’s like a human
      jumping the length of a football field.
      (30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)


      The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
      (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)


      Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
      (I still want to be a pig in my next life…quality over quantity)


      Butterflies taste with their feet.
      (Something I always wanted to know.)


      The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
      (Hmmmmmm……)


      Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than
      left-handed people.
      (If you’re ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)


      Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
      (Okay, so that would be a good thing)


      A cat’s urine glows under a black light.
      (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)


      An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.
      (I know some people like that.)


      Starfish have no brains.
      (I know some people like that too.)


      Polar bears are left-handed.
      (If they switch, they’ll live a lot longer)


      Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
      pleasure.
      (What about that pig??)

      #4971
      Anonymous

        I love the comments on the pig, very funny 😆

        Nice effort by Amulet, getting better at choosing joker ler ahahahaha 😆

        #4972
        Anonymous

          don’t wish too hard, you may really end up as a pig in your next existence… 😯

          to become a pig in your next existence, simply live like one in this life, meditate daily with thoughts of compassion towards pigs, practice their grunts and movements and have them in your thoughts all the time, as clear as crystal that even as you close your eyes you are able to see them very clearly, almost shining bright.

          and no joke here, you’ll definitely be a pig in your next life.

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            Got this from another forum…. Well tk note the comments aren’t from me


            If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have
            produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
            (Hardly seems worth it.)


            If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is
            produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. !
            (Now that’s more like it!)


            The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the
            body to squirt blood 30 feet.
            (O.M.G.!)


            A pig’s orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
            (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)


            A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves
            to death! .
            (Creepy)


            (I’m still not over the pig.)


            Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour
            (Don’t try this at home, maybe at work)


            The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached
            to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male’s head
            off.
            (“Honey, I’m home. What the….?!”)


            The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It’s like a human
            jumping the length of a football field.
            (30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)


            The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
            (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)


            Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
            (I still want to be a pig in my next life…quality over quantity)


            Butterflies taste with their feet.
            (Something I always wanted to know.)


            The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
            (Hmmmmmm……)


            Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than
            left-handed people.
            (If you’re ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)


            Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
            (Okay, so that would be a good thing)


            A cat’s urine glows under a black light.
            (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)


            An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.
            (I know some people like that.)


            Starfish have no brains.
            (I know some people like that too.)


            Polar bears are left-handed.
            (If they switch, they’ll live a lot longer)


            Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
            pleasure.
            (What about that pig??)

            #4971

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              I love the comments on the pig, very funny 😆

              Nice effort by Amulet, getting better at choosing joker ler ahahahaha 😆

              #4972

              Anonymous
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                don’t wish too hard, you may really end up as a pig in your next existence… 😯

                to become a pig in your next existence, simply live like one in this life, meditate daily with thoughts of compassion towards pigs, practice their grunts and movements and have them in your thoughts all the time, as clear as crystal that even as you close your eyes you are able to see them very clearly, almost shining bright.

                and no joke here, you’ll definitely be a pig in your next life.

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