(lets see how many jokes did you get it right. enjoy! 😆 )
1. Are you harboring a fugitive- Hu Yu Hai Ding
2. See me A.S.A.P. – Kum Hia Nao
3. Small Horse – Tai Ni Po Ni
4. Your price is too high – No Bai Dam Thing
5. Did you go to the beach – Wai Yu So Tan
6. I bumped into a coffee table – Ai Bang Mai Ni
7. I think you need a facelift – Chin Tu Fat
8. It’s very dark in here – Wai So Dim?
9. Has your flight been delayed? – Hao Long Wei Ting?
10. That was an unauthorized execution.- Lin Ching
11. I thought you were on a diet – Wai Yu Mun Ching?
12. This is a tow away zone. – No Pah King
13. You are not very bright – Yu So Dum
14. I got this for free – Ai No Pei
15. I am not guilty – Wai Hang Mi?
16. Please, stay a while longer – Wai Go Nao?
17. Our meeting was scheduled for next week – Wai Yu Kum Nao
18. They have arrived – Hia Dei Kum
19. Stay out of sight – Lei Lo
20. He’s cleaning his automobile – Wa Shing Ka
Answers:-
1. (who you hiding?)
2. (come here now)
3. (tiny pony)
4. (no buy damn thing)
5. (why you so tan?)
6. (i bang my knee)
7. (chin too fat)
8. (why so dim?)
9. (how long waiting)
10. i dun get this joke…
11. (why you munching?)
12. (no parking)
13. (you so dumb)
14. (i no pay)
15. (why hang me)
16. (why go now?)
17. (why you come now?)
18. (here they come)
19. (lay low)
20. (washing car)
